Okay, so a zombie apocalypse has broken out. We don’t know where or how it started, but we do know that members of your email list are transforming into Asparagus green humanoids; forgoing all forms of personal hygiene; and are too busy “Argghh-ing” to read that email newsletter that you just sent.
Yet, the Internet service providers (ISPs) are still fully-functioning, which I assume is because the zombies don’t want to bother chasing down these small-brained folks. (“Oh no he didn’t,” said one surprisingly coherent zombie. Oh, yes I did!)